Mr. Sori and Lee Sum Wan

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Mr Sori and Lee Sum Wan


Lee Sum Wan : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Mr..Sori : Yes, you can speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr. Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan!
Its urgent.
Mr.. Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to
anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our
brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe wan got
injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr.. Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent
to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent
matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't
have time for this!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr.. Sori : I'm Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name.

[janw]

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