Q. Why do women have breasts?
A. So men will talk to them.
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A women who won't do what she's told.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man? Answer: "Lazy."
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?
Because Mad Cow Disease was taken
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Kick her in the butt!
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine, will never be able to support you.
Und jetzt der absolute Renner:
Q: What have women an airplanes in common
A: Both have a cockpit
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