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Mi 9. Mär 2005, 15:54 - Beitrag #1

Spam zum Lachen

Eiegntlich gar nicht so witzig, wenn man sieht was dahinter steckt, aber so doof gemacht, daß man schon wieder lachen kann...
Dies habe ich vor ein paar Tagen bekommen:

AWARD NOTIFICATION
STAATS LOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL
RIEMBRANDSPLAIN 176,1106 PC
ROTTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS.
(wewewe.staatsloterij.nl) von mir verfremdet ;-)
Ref. Number: 515/212/6798
Batch Number: 33456733-BB67
Sir/Madam
RE: AWARD NOTIFICATION
This is to inform you of the release of the STAATS LOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL/ WORLD GAMING BOARD held on the 3rd Febraury 2005.Due to the mix up of number, the results were released on the 7th March 2005. Your E-mail attached to ticket number 56739-1 with serial number 928098-0 drew the lucky numbers of 2-6-9 which consequently won the lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of ?500,000.000(FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS) in cash credited to file with NO.GLNL/107654/04. CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only only Microsoft users from over 20,000 company, and 3,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three years.
To file for your claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL Agent MR. LUIS MARTINS of the,

STAATS LOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL
Tel: 0031-617-816-988
Fax:0031-847-453-486
EMAIL:staatlotterijnl@netscape.net

for the processing and remittance of your winning prize money to a destination of your choice. Any claim not made before two weeks from this date will be returned to the MINISTERIAL VAN DE ECONOMIA HOLLAND. Note that all unclaimed funds will be included in the nest stake. Also in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all your correspondence with Mr Luis Martins and please follow all his instructions religiously.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Yours Sincerely,
Veronica Hans.
Vice President, Staat Loterij International

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