Denglish for forwardwalkers

[janw]

Man makes what through...

Dear Peter,

in this heavy time, where one problem the other hunts and where it overall thereunder and thereover goes, can man glad and happy be, when a little bit to laugh gives. But that is it yes, what me sorrows makes. Over the following story laughs itself half Europe dead, thewhile you Englanders in this fall no joke understand. Your world-famous humour is you opensightly total off-hand come.

And this came so: The stone of the kickoff is namely the water-closet, in all world also as WC beknown. You Englanders can with right proud be, that one of your land´s people this wonderful thing invented has - and this already in the Year of the Lord 1596. You pull the water, and it makes flushshshsh. John Harington out Stepney was the genius, who for the water-flushing an uncomplicated lifter-system constructed, which without outrun-ventil outcomes and quite simple on the under-pressure-pinciple berests.

On the European Continent thereagainst, where the WC twohundered years later quasi new invented was, dominates since people´s memory the water-flushing with an outrun-ventil. This system is until today in the United Kongdom forbidden. Continental producers of water-flush-boxes have not the breath of a chance oh the English market. Quite clear is this a heavy sin against the European ghost und the open market - all what right is!
Outside´s must man you Englanders a bit in protection take. Through practical tests and experiments was namely outfound, that the English water-boxes much better their service do than the Continetal water-boxes. You have please-nice understandness, that I you not all the details up-table. Only so much: The Continental glide-effect lets very to wish over.
And this can fortrue not shit-equal be. Your British say: One of our culture-goods is in highest danger! Alone the beforestanding import of the Germand toilet-bowls must a catastrophe in your eyes be. Where you British only deep-flush toilet-bowls know, have we Germans mostest flat-flush bowls. I ask you: What is better, before you the water pull - to inspect or not to inspect? That is here the question.

May be, that for this problem-fall a compromise in sight is. But how man so hears, remains your Director of the BBC (British Bathroom Council) absolute hard in this question for the water box: "We in England had already perfect water-closets, when the Continental brothers and sisters still on their thunder-balks and plop-latrines sat. Why shall we a minder-worthy system into our land let?" No wonder, that him the laugh forgone is.
Me would interest, by the way: Gives it also regulations for the toilet-glasses? Man makes what through.

Your true Gisela

[aleanjre]

*brüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüül*

Truly hard times this is.

[Lykurg]

What for one drolly brief!

aleanjre, du denkst eindeutig zu englisch! "heavy times"!

[aleanjre]

Right have you!

[Baloth]

This is yes so shit! i have noch never such bad english readen! There become you yes mad with!