Who is hu?
Die Us-Sicherheitsberaterin Condoleeza Rice will George Bush über Chinas neuen Parteivorsitzenden Hu jianto aufklären:
Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Rice: Sir, I have the report here about th new leader of China.
Bush:Great lay it on me.
Rice:Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush:That's what I want to know.
Rice:That's what I'm telling you.
Bush: That's what I'm asking you.Who is the new leader of China?
Rice:Yes.
Bush:I mean the fellow's name.
Rice:Hu.
Bush:The guy in China.
Rice:Hu.
Bush:The new leader of china.
Rice:Hu.
Bush:The Chinaman!
Rice:Hu is leading China.
Bush:Now whaddya' asking me for?
Rice:I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush:Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Rice:That's the man's name.
Bush:That's who's name?
Rice:Yes.
Bush:Will you or will you not tell me the name of the newleader of China?
Rice:Yes, Sir.
Bush:Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Rice:That's correct.
Bush:Then who is in Cina?
Rice: Yes, Sir.
Bush:Yassir is in China?
Rice: No, Sir.
Bush:Then who is?
Rice:Yes, Sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Rice: No, Sir.
Bush:Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.
Rice:Kofi?
Bush:No, thanks.
Rice:You want Kofi?
Bush:No.
Rice:You don't want Kofi?
Bush:No, but now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN.
Rice:Yes, Sir.
Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the UN.
Rice: Kofi?
Bush:Milk! Will you please make the call?
Rice:And call who?
Bush:Who is the guy at the UN?
Rice:Who is the guy in China.
Bush:Will you stay out of China!
Rice:Yes, Sir.
Bush:Ansd stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.
Rice:Kofi.
Bush:All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone)
Rice:Rice, here.
Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should some to the guy in China. And in the Middle East.